Marxist Skit Opener - Let's learn about Karl Marx and Communism!

Happy Homicidal Mix CD Day! - A short story about slaying.

RadioLaurier Program Proposal Form - About my radio show.

Random Radio Ads - Scripted ads I wrote for O-Week. Nobody liked them.

Dear TD Insurance Letter - Getting my policy back after gambling with my life.

Time - A sporadic...poem...thought-piece...thing.

Backup Spoof - Better back up your data or the world is gonna end.

Serious Metaphor Rant - I rant and rave about using original metaphors in writing.

Driving In Cars With Girls - A short story about insecurity in close quarters.

Moral Hockey - What would happen if every moral decision rested on the outcome of a spiritual hockey game?

The Grant Rants - ICQ logs about a hockey tournament gone horribly wrong. Included for weirdness and sociological interest.