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The Grant Rants
Written June 25, 2002

Note to reader, any messages written by the same person in succession, are uninterrupted ones. (nothing was said between them). That’s all from the Editor, take this for what it’s worth.

First week:

Weasel (ICQ#86282362) Wrote:

HEY MAN, ARE GAMES STILL ON TOMMORROW

Lee: why wouldn't they be?

Weasel (ICQ#86282362) Wrote:

well i thought we were re-drafting and starting over?

Lee: who said that?

Weasel (ICQ#86282362) Wrote:

ummmmmm You

Lee: ummmm no.

i said we'd see how it goes next week

Weasel (ICQ#86282362) Wrote:

ummmmmmm yeah ya did and so did Cable

Weasel (ICQ#86282362) Wrote:

well I think last week was a good indication on how it is going to go

Weasel (ICQ#86282362) Wrote:

I don't see how anything drastic is going to change from 1 week to another

Lee; i do

Weasel (ICQ#86282362) Wrote:

oh okay, what all of a sudden made it so good....??

barebly anyone showed

Lee: i bitched tons to people last week

Weasel (ICQ#86282362) Wrote:

barebly I mean

Lee: what do you want me to do grant

Weasel (ICQ#86282362) Wrote:

I'm just asking man, don't get all pissed off faget

Weasel (ICQ#86282362) Wrote:

you asked me what i thought last week and I gave you an answer....

No I am doing the same and your getting all pissed

Weasel (ICQ#86282362) Wrote:

see the thing I don't understand is why last week the big erdge to change and re draft and now all of a sudden everything is great again....thats all I am saying....

Just wanted to know why

Lee: i'm just sitting here, playing cards. not pissed at all.

you say i said we were starting over, when i said "we might be" and then call me a pissed faggot.

i say lets see how it goes this week, and you said it doesn't matter

Lee: i never said anything was great. i just said (like i said all along), that we'll see how things go next week

Weasel (ICQ#86282362) Wrote:

fuck are you half brain dead or what?

Lee I don't care what your doing right now....you sound pissed off and its pretty obvious you are

Lee: i'm going to eat, peace

Weasel (ICQ#86282362) Wrote:

your like a bloody women man....

you inturpret shit that someone says into something totally different!

I never said it was great and either did you! But last week you wanted to change pase a bit by re drafting possibly....maybe you don't recall but you did man....trust me...

You know what I mean though man, just because I say your sitting there sayin its all great and shit....its a cliche, Its kind of a play on words...

Weasel (ICQ#86282362) Wrote:

But you know and I know that your not happy with what went on last week.... so don't give me the bullshit and say your happy and want to try again....

I think 2 games is enough to indicate whether someone is going to show or not....

and when the guy who is organizing the league isn't even there for whatever reason something is also wrong!

Weasel (ICQ#86282362) Wrote:

but someone said thats the only game you'll miss, so I guess thats cool....

but I wish you were there last week to organize though....it was a mess man....

guys showing up whenever they want and shit....the games starting 45 minutes late and still going an hour long....that can't happen...theres a schedule for a reason, people change there lifes around to be there and if we can't follow a schedule then why is there one!

Weasel (ICQ#86282362) Wrote:

If a game starts late, like 15 minutes, 30 minutes, whatever the case....the next game should start when It is suppose to!

otherwise the late games are going to start like an hour late if not longer....

just my opinion man....sorry to get pissed at ya, but its just frustrating

I Know exactly how ya feel!

Lee: we're gonna add 7 more guys to the league this weekend. i'm gonna give the best guy to ricks team, and the worst guys to mine and your teams, to try to balance this out. once i'm there, shit will be in order, don't worry. sound ok? cause i don't know what else to do. and no, i'm not pissed

Weasel (ICQ#86282362) Wrote:

yeah man, sounds good to me....

I don't care who you give the guys too, but my team has had 3 guys each time....

1 goalie and 2 players, so I wouldn't mind getting another guy who would be there a lot

One week later:

Weasel (ICQ#86282362) Wrote:

how the hell did I get stuck with Amanda Gogas??

shouldn't we have been able to go by the draft and pick the players who were entered into the league?

we have been short handed the whole year! I know its not your fault, but still!

Just because we were in first place, 3 games in doesn't mean we are the best team! Look at the teams we have played, the were shit and when we finally played a decent team today...we got smoked...

Weasel (ICQ#86282362) Wrote:

by adding Clayton Teet to johnsons team was the best thing...

I'll put money on it that that team goes all the way along with barkers team!!

guranteed, we'll be lucky to make it out of the first round!

Some other time:

Weasel (ICQ#86282362) Wrote:

hey man, gotta a question for ya...

the same 4 guys have showed up regularly for our team and no body else...

me, byron, chard and Loose...the rest are knobs who sign up and don't show up!!

anyways, Little Puim (alex) joined Bob's team so there shouldn't be a problem with My sister joining my team!!

I'm sick of playing short handed every game and the people you gave our team haven't been there either...

so if kelly can't play than I am no longer playing and then I guess our team goes down the hill....

Laters

After the first game (which they lost) of the final series:

Weasel (ICQ#86282362) Wrote:

Looks like my team will be down 2-0 after tommorrow....

I won't be there, Kell won't be there and Moreira won't be there

Lee: shit, why not

Weasel (ICQ#86282362) Wrote:

I have baseball at 6:15, Kell has to work

Lee: shitty, be there Thursday?

Weasel (ICQ#86282362) Wrote:

I think its best I don't go anyways, I'll just end up doing something stupid to that googles faget

Weasel (ICQ#86282362) Wrote:

seriously man, did you hear

Weasel (ICQ#86282362) Wrote:

we were like nose to nose, I was just waiting for him to do something and then I was going to snap!

I pulled his shirt over his head and held him on the ground and Hunt and some other guy pulled me off....

considering he speared be in the balls, 2 handed me twice and yapped the whole game I thought I controlled myself pretty good

Weasel (ICQ#86282362) Wrote:

I know hes only 16 or whatever but if hes going to play with us I don't care how old he is!!

everyone is like hes only young Grant, leave him alone....

so because hes young he can slash, mouth and play dirty....

Lick my balls Kitchen I'll do what I want

Weasel (ICQ#86282362) Wrote:

Oh I'm 20, the old guy there, does that mean I can do what I want to.......

hahahahaha, what a joke

Weasel (ICQ#86282362) Wrote:

I can't stand him man`

After game 2:

Lee (multiple recipients): those involved in game 3, thursday, the cup will be in the building, but that doesn't mean it'll be won.

bring your $5 if you already haven't

Weasel (ICQ#86282362) Wrote:

who won monday!! I think I already know the answer....

but unfortunately the Grant's won't be attending the match on Thursday!!

Mike is playing hockey(ice hockey) and kelly is working!

Too bad the schedule didn't work out to be a little better! It would have been a good series if all players were attending!!

Weasel (ICQ#86282362) Wrote:

Everyone knows how well Team #3 did when they had a full team!! They smoked everyone!!

Not to take anything away from whatever team we are playing, but if everyone could make it it would be a totally different series and outcome....I'm sure of it

Weasel (ICQ#86282362) Wrote:

anyways congrats on a good series and season Team # ?

classy bunch of guys and good players...with the exception of you know who!!

You lucky piece of shit....I was this close to beatin the shit outta yeah!!

Peace

Lee: barkers team doesn't wanna win by forfeit, they wanna get together and play, so you give me some times, and i'll let them know

The Next day, or something

Weasel (ICQ#86282362) Wrote:

Lee....

Me and My sister can both play on thursday @ 5:30 if thats cool!

Let me know sometime tonight (Wednesday) or thursday if thats alright with everyone else!!

hopefully thats cool with you....

thanks man

Laters

Lee: That’s cool. i think everyone else is planning on showing up then too

Weasel (ICQ#86282362) Wrote:

whats the story man, I'm hearing 2 different things....

you said they didn't want to win by forfeit so I show up thinkin its 1-0 because of Monday and they win 3-2 today and they say its over?

A little fuckin organization may be a help hear!

Weasel (ICQ#86282362) Wrote:

And I also believe we had enough guys on Monday.

apparently we had 4 there and they said they showed up too late to start the game?

thats bullshit man, when was the last time a game started on time in the whole league!

they like to make things up as they go....that Kitchen faget is done too

Weasel (ICQ#86282362) Wrote:

they beat us fair and square, but it shouldn't be over....

you come on tellin me to let yeah no times and then I write you back and I don't hear from ya

Lee: i meant they didn't want to win the final game by forfeit. but whatever, if i talk to the guys, i'm sure they'll be up for another game, so i'll talk to em and get back to ya

Weasel (ICQ#86282362) Wrote:

don't worry about it,

I'm sick of playing against a bunch of hackers who run around with there sticks around guys necks!

Lee: I need your cash then

Weasel (ICQ#86282362) Wrote:

we will see about that

Weasel (ICQ#86282362) Wrote:

what do you want me to do, run over right away with $5....

thats funny possibly next time I see ya

Weasel (ICQ#86282362) Wrote:

I totally understand man....

I don't have any problem paying because that was the agreement, but the only thing I am concerned with is whether everyone else paid!

I know it will be impossible to get it from some people, but guys like markow, Johnson and Puim who were all in the league....may not have played a whole lot, but were in the league have to pay too!

Weasel (ICQ#86282362) Wrote:

Theres no way I am paying unless they other guys pay as well....

its not fair otherwise, and I know for a fact that they haven't paid!

There is probably a hell of a lot more guys than that who haven't paid!

But thats just to let ya know! If you don't see the money you know why!

Weasel (ICQ#86282362) Wrote:

It has nothing to do with you or the team who won or because we lost or what!

Its just not fair to the guys who have paid and will be paying if not everyone else did!

Weasel (ICQ#86282362) Wrote:

and the agreement was everyone pays, not just the team who lost in the final!

I'm not saying you haven't been on everyone else about it!

Lee: That’s Weak

Two days later

Weasel (ICQ#86282362) Wrote:

your fuckin league was weak!

might wanna learn some organization skills for next year!

better yet, you may wanna show up for some of the games, being the convenor and all!

and as far as the weak thing goes! I'm not sure I understand what you mean by that seeing as how it makes perfect sence!

you must not be able to think of anything to say related to my message if all you can come up is thats weak!

Your intelligent!

Weasel (ICQ#86282362) Wrote:

You'd be saying the same thing man....

Just 1 question Lee! Did you pay? just outta curiosity!

I know your going to say Yes....but I can bet that you sure as hell didn't!

Lee: how about this: Maybe i'll find some organizational skills and intelligence when i'm getting my degree in engineering, and you're running the GRHL! you can be on the first all-star team.

Lee: later

Weasel (ICQ#86282362) Wrote:

hey Lee I'll give ya a call when I am selling private boxes at the ACC in 3 years or when I am the marketing director in Calgary!

It pays to know someone`

Weasel (ICQ#86282362) Wrote:

maybe I'll even pick ya up in my Lexus or my mercedes Benz....or both!

a 300,000 salary can get you those type of things!

guess you'll never find out though!

Weasel (ICQ#86282362) Wrote:

I said organiztional skills, not intelligence....

since when does engineering teach you anything about being organized?

we all know your going to have to go to school a very long time to gain any intelligence!.....

but I can tell ya one thing! Running your own business or working for a professional sports team will definetly keep ya organized!

Later

Weasel (ICQ#86282362) Wrote:

I learned how to become organized back in grade 3....how about you! you must have skipped that grade eh!

just to let ya in on a little secret! You know next to nothing on how to organize a league or any sort! especially road hockey!

no thats pretty said eh!

hahahaha, I Love it

Weasel (ICQ#86282362) Wrote:

Dick

Weasel (ICQ#86282362) Wrote:

oh ya, just 1 more thing!

Enjoy your time on the my ignore list!

don't worry though you'll be joining all the other dinks like yourself who are already on there!

Its basically a list for all those who are partially brain dead!

Lee: sounds like shoemaker, "i know a guy"

Lee: oh, but i know you didn't get that, cause i'm on the acclaimed "Weasel" ignore list. You’re just bitter about the loss. oh yeah, you wouldn't have to be organized to build an airport, either. That’s it, i’m out.

© 2002 leedog inc

 

Wow, if you read all that then you must be really bored. Anyways, this is some ICQ conversation between two guys I used to know in high school...for some reason I've kept this chat log around long enough that I guess it might as well be put to use. I have no idea how amusing this is if you don't know these guys, but I chuckled. Eric Lee, if you're reading this, then look, I am posting your copyrighted material!

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