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Leftovers
Pictures taken throughout 2004-2005 school term

It's been a crazy trip but here we are, on the edge of summer peering over the precipice of Real Life and all that bullshit. But before diving into certain doom, I thought it might be fun to take one last look back at all the ridiculousness and tomfoolery that engulfed my final year at Wilfrid Laurier University. This is a collection of pictures that didn't make it into other galleries for one reason or another - generally laziness, though - but still offer heap big nostalgia value.

I have to warn you, however, that there are an inordinately large number of pictures of Me + Random Other Person taken in the time-proven style of "Hold Camera at Arm's Length and Point Directly at Faces, or in the Approximate Direction of Faces, Depending on How Drunk and Uncoordinated Camera Holder May Be." I am a huge fan of this Do-It-Yourself Punk Rock brand of photography, but I fear it may look somewhat mainstream and homogenized in large quantities. Just sayin', is all. I'm sure you'll eat it up like scrumptious Sweet Tarts.

I am also far too cracked to write captions for every single one of these innumerable pictures, so at this point I am going to ask you to play Green Day's consummate classic "Good Riddance (Time Of Your Life)" while viewing this gallery. That's right, go ahead and play the tune! MP3, CD, vinyl, whatever. Preferably over and over again in an endless loop that will cause a small tear to slide down your cheek as you remember the good times, or - if I never really met you - to imagine the good times that we had in your absence. Aaaaaand GO.

Another turning point, a fork stuck in the rooooooad...

Teen Girl Squad Cutting the Band

Alicia Finch Wonderland ID

1 Inch Punch Before 1 Inch Punch After

NOTE! The fabled 1-inch-punch: a staple of our frequent ventures to Molly Bloom's. Me
and Hoodie constantly tried to break their tables with our finely honed knuckles, but in
the end it was Tim getting in a fight with a bitchy girl that ended in the table's demise.
Sorry for interrupting the song!

Jen on a Coaster Amy Chris

Alicia Is Hot Alicia Jen Gavin

Group Retardation Me @ Wonderland

Wilbur Mystery Girl

Underpass Walking Geo Club

Alicia Cakes Wilbur and Cummie

Time grabs you by the wrist, directs you where to gooooooo...

Chris Andrea Fuck You Uncle Sam

Ani and Blair Tolga Molestation

Crazy Arm Biting Tim and Michelle

Beduin Soundclash, Junction, Alexisonfire Tequila Sunrise

Stef and Suse Barb and Fleeters

Barz and Lauren Teen Girl Squad Again

So make the best of this test, and don't ask whyyyyy...

Asher the Pink Bear Band Tequila Time

Carly's OK Me and Stef

Kitchener Streets The Smoking Cape

Kristen Rehana Blair Holding

Blair Lighting Blair Coughing

NOTE! What's this? Is Blair smoking and then coughing?? The answer is YES. Once again,
sorry for interrupting Green Day. If the song is over, you'd best be looping it if you know
what's good for you! Nostalgia comes with a heavy price.

Chad and Jen Jyoti Swordfight

Stef and Susan Thumbs Up! Me and Antara

WLUSP Chris and Caroline

Chris and Janys Perfume Bath

Chris and Andrea Stefa Lookin' Retarded

Plastic Ass Grab Hoodie's Shopping Cart Throne

It's not a question, but a lesson learned in tiiiiime...

Chris and Carly Len Ball and Me

Chillaxin Suse Shirley and Roommate Who's Name I Cannot Remember

Me and Gin Shannon Arm Kiss

Shannon With Pitcher Me and Sassy Jen Assy

Chris Katie Lori Seth and Nympho Mike

Girl Fight! Kristen and Chris

CHORUS! It's something unpredictable, but in the end it's right. I hope you had the tiiiiiiime
of your liiiiiiiiiife!
You guys should probably be weeping softly and mouthing the words
along with the song by now. If anyone else is in the room, don't be ashamed to share
your feelings with them!

Chris and Leia Sepia Predrinking

Chris and Steph Corrie and Athete Girl

Me and Lisa Me and Maria

Saucy Shannon Scottie and Stefa

Chris and Kristen 4D! Me and Nicky

Saunders and Co. Rehana and Chris

So take the photographs, and still frames in your miiiind...

Chris and Stef at Fame Sarah Frenchy and Natalie

Chris and Tim Crazy Face Ryan

Retardo Group Cakes Watching Porn

Hoodie's Evolutionary Toe Cummie Close Up

Czech Republic Jen Retardo Group at Wilf's

Dbo and Chris Slutty Tongues Chad and Kyle Demented

Every rose has its thorn just like every night has its daaaawn... oh wait.

Red Sox Victory RadioLaurier at Dinner

Dan and B-Mac at War Pinchy Passed Out

Dbo and Hags Erika's Arm

2 Shots and a Rum & Coke Tim and Chad Hat Swap

Dbo and Leia... Dirty Unimpressed Pachers and Shannon

Dr. Phil Sucks New Years Fire

Hang it on a shelf in good health and good tiiiime...

Dbo and Hoodie Me and Nathan

New Years Light Show Jen and Kyle

New Years Firestarter Dbo Tim Chris

Giant Flower Cookie Natalie and Girls

Unsuspecting Natalie DBo and Jeanenne

Chad and Stalker Monica Imran

Tattoos of memories and dead skin on triiiial...

Dbo Pitcher Slut Gavin Birthday Shots

Gavin Birthday Cake Gavin the Pimp

Gavin the Playboy Gavin Hoodie Dbo

NOTE! This gallery has become a Gavinstravaganza! Deepest apologies for interrupting.

Group at Molly Bloom's Giant Sunglasses

Gin and Caroline Me and a Sofa... in the Road

Phil's Group Little House A3E Group

FR!NGE at Molly Bloom's Alicia's House Group

Lighting Firecrackers Abandoned Shopping Cart

Meegs and Yoda Phil's Group Fun

For what it's worth, it was worth all the whiiiiile...

Headlock of Love Hockey Game

Hockey Game 2 Hockey Game 3

NOTE! Outdoor hockey with Ed Belfour! He was drunk as shit! Forgive me for interrupting.

Girlie Group Hoodie Dbo Chris Cancer Voodoo

Molly's - Before Molly's - After

Hoodie's Wet Pita Store Door

Dbo Hoodie Chris On Pole Hoodie Chris Poledancing

Hoodie Hags Ass Bump Classy Meegan

Insanity Chad Hold Her Back!

CHORUS! It's something unpredictable, but in the end it's riiiiiiiight. I hope you had the tiiiime
of your liiiiiiiiiife!


Jeff and Ray Jenn and Friends

Katty and Alex Jen and Friends

Me and Ryan Me and Elissa

Martini Jen Extreme Close Up

Leia and Tim Knife Party 1

Knife Party 2 Knife Party 3

NOTE! Meegan and Jen were teaching the Shetland Pony, Lawn Gnome and Graduated
Lion about high-quality knives! Yes I know, it makes no sense, but stuffed animals need
kitchen utensils too. Onwards! And sorry for interrupting!

Kristen Giant Chair Halo 2 Birthday Cake

Chris Cheers

Kyle Camera Lori Katie Chris

Surrounded Me and Kat

Kyle Swordmaster Tessa and Marta

GUITAR SOLO! It's something unpredictable, but in the end it's riiiiiiight. I hope you had the
tiiiime of your liiiiife!


Marta's Birthday 1 Marta and Sad Erika

Marta's Birthday 2 Marta's Birthday 3

Bring it on home, Marta's Birthday!

I Expected This, But Not So Soon.

It's something unpredictable, but in the end it's right. I hope you had the time of your life.

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