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You know that old saying "a picture is worth a thousand words?" Well that's stupid, because everyone has a digital camera now and the exchange rate has changed dramatically.
This section of the site is reserved for photos and graphics and various forms of visual nostalgia.
2006
King of Pirates English Menu
An English language bar menu I designed for a piratical place in South Korea. FEVER ICE TARGET!!
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AnimeCon (12 pix)
Giant swords, winged girls and an awesomely bizarre subculture: the very best Busan has to offer!
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We Do Jeju-do (20 pix)
An EXTREME tropical island weekend with phallic statues, Korean drama sets, fish eating, more fish eating, poo-pigs, tiny tangerines and miracle tea. And lots of rain. I mean a lot of rain.
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Lunar New Year Road Trip (42 pix)
Where are we going? Busan, evil bat-caves, penguin merchandise, sand buddhas, sex motels and benanniganized pens await!
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2005
Korean DMZ (26 pix)
A frozen communist wasteland, trains that never come, a Freedom Bridge, memorials aplenty, tunnels to nowhere and miles upon miles of barbed wire fencing.
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Oktoberfest @ Lotte World (23 pix)
Horrible drunken mascots, French Revolution roller coasters, squidburgers, hilariously poor English and Korean date-violence!
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It's Playday! (14 pix)
Making Memory, terrible manhood woundings and - of course - a veritable ocean of Korean children outside the classroom.
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Hillside Festival '05
Guelph's Hillside Festival, rife with vegans and boozehounds and hemp and babies and some of the best small-time Canadian rock you'll ever care to hear.
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Deep-Fry Convocation (58 pix)
Fancy hats, time travel, self-loathing, one sexy degree and a whole lotta robes. Plus we Hate a girl! Is it you??
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Leftovers (173 pix - holy Jesus!)
An entire year of delicious leftover picture goodness. Comes with a custom soundtrack!
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St. Patrick's Day Drinkathon (23 pix)
Mid-day drinkathons, green beer, green everything and copious amounts of foam antlers.
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FR!NGE Festival Oh-five (95 pix)
The glory of theatre, the debauchery of the afterparty and the sorrows of finality. Featuring a SHETLAND PONY!
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Gratuity Twennythree (76 pix)
My birthday! Also Czech Republic Jen's birthday and Bryn Boyce's French Escape Caperz. Includes revealing photos of purse-modelers, nostril up-shots, Sir Randomo, smooth pimpin' and a few valuable life lessons for the kiddies.
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2004
Vancouver: A Nuclear Weapons Free Zone (19 pix)
VanCity, where the streets have no name (they're numbered) and the lights of civilization are plentiful. Featuring Stanley Park, metal people, and a little Christmas cheer. Definitely NOT featuring atomic bombs.
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The Battle and the Burning (32 pix)
Half story, half gallery, nobody really knows what the fuck this is supposed to be as a whole. Contains Diablo, the Canadian Plastic Forces, strip poker, deus ex machina and a backyard bonfire.
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November's Dying Weekend (22 pix)
A bountiful celebration of the death of the month that nobody loves. Includes random music reviews, airport madness and (unsurprisingly) more drinking pictures.
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Halloweenum Gallerium (26 pix)
A variety of sassy yet tasteful Halloween costumes and Gavin going through a table with extreme prejudice.
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Oktoberfest (69 pix)
Oktoberfest: the annual German drinking festival of champions. This year featured impromptu evangelism, pornography and lots of spanking. Plus beer, naturally.
Oktoberfest: Marta Edition (20 pix)
An engaging and lively tale about Marta's adventures with the wondrous allure of Oktoberfest promiscuity. Contains many dramatic plot twists!
Oktoberfest: Gavin Edition (30 pix)
The story of a boy who ate everything and then went on a quest at Oktoberfest to drink his weight in beer in order to eat some more. Contains spillage, kidnapping and Jen's magical crinkly tongue. And eating.
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Farewell, Jackie Bongtoeks (71 pix)
The chronicles of Jack Dow's last Waterloo party...and it was a good one. Weird clothes, Spumonte Bambino, the lemon rebellion and sepia world inside.
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The Lemon and Marijuana Saga (55 pix)
Wilf's and lemons and fake weed, oh my! There's no coherence here, just a garbage-load of pictures from a night when nobody was sober.
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Fast Eddies (4 pix)
The worst fast food that you'll ever lay eyes on.
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Frosh Week Gallery (43 pix)
A brief and terrifying journey through the bowels of a Wilfrid Laurier University Orientation Week. Warning: cheering ahead.
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