
Shetland Pony & Friends
The Shetland Pony has seen his fair share of debauchery and out-and-out sluttiness, but he's ready to settle down with a nice family now. Will YOU adopt this black-sheep pony? The Graduated Lion and White Fluffy Monkey Thing would like to come too, but if you only want the pony, they'll understand. They'll weep tears of sadness as I throw them into a bonfire to be burned in the flames of obsolescence.