The Little Printer That Could

This brave little printer has escaped death on numerous occasions, the most recent being a massive paper jam in the backworks. We were just about to take the printer into the back yard to end its life by smashing it with a baseball bat, when it fell off the couch, springing open a crazy little trap door that let me fix the paper jam. It wants to live. It wants to print. It's a little dirty right now, but you can wipe it. You can.