The Ultimate Nerd Kit

Two pairs of thick rimmed glasses - one lenseless and taped, perfect for being Rivers Cuomo or Bubbles, and the other is a pair that I actually wore as a kid. That's right. Other children used to pay me money to wear them for five minutes because they fuck up your vision so bad, it's like a drunk driving simulator. There is also a strap to attach the glasses to your head, and a yellow plastic poncho for no apparent reason. Wheeeeeeeee!