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January 07, 2005 >> You know...

You know, I am posting with frightening rapidity considering my computer is a crippled piece of shit.

You know # 2, if you don't come out of your university book store feeling like you've been furiously bent over and molested by a rhino, you're doing something wrong. Like stealing course packages instead of paying the fully inflated price. Good for you!

You know # 3, I wrote some stuff for the Cord this week...a review of the movie Closer and a column called No Cell Phone (which is about not having a cell phone! Holy shit!).

You know # 4, you were adopted. Your real father is a Chinese panda bear.

You know # 5, this is fucked.

Have a nice day!


Posted by Chris at 04:30 PM >> Commentations (4)

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