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December 04, 2006 >> Wires Away

The best thing about being wireless is that you can be in the far corner, with your hand idly down your pants, and nobody will ever know. Of course, you could do this from the safety of your own room... but then you wouldn't be wireless.

I am also inclined to blame any headaches I get on wireless these days. It's a little disconcerting to think that some girl's laptop is downloading pictures of Paris Hilton and they are silently penetrating my flesh before reassembling themselves into a floozy retard on her screen. Plus a pocket dog. It's a little painful and quite frankly I am thinking of making myself a tin-foil hat to block out the digitalism of it all.


Posted by Chris at 06:48 PM >> Commentations (5)

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