<< My dark lord is named Higgins | Main | Pirates aren't very funny >> January 14, 2005 >> Wanna be a rock superstar Today on my radio show, which boasts 11+ million listeners (including most of coastal China!), I loaded up a routine song - Sour Girl by Stone Temple Pilots according to the ever-reliable DJ Carly's OK. I then proceeded to ramble away for the 'benefit' of everyone in the booth before cheerfully announcing that "I wanna be a rock star!" So I sang along with Scott Weiland, using the mic soulfully and dramatically, a pillar of rock musicianship. Finally I noticed that I had forgotten to turn down the mic levels and had been broadcasting my dreams, aspirations and kareoke across the Concourse. I might have said something about sexing up a Shetland pony too, I have no idea. Let this be a lesson to you, kids: Scott Weiland got addicted to drugs and look what happened! Coincidence? I think not. Update: Whoops! I almost forgot to plug the show...silly me. If you want to listen to me being similarly ridiculous and/or offensive on the air, check out www.radiolaurier.com between the fine hours of 4:00 and 5:30 every Friday. You need to click the "Listen Live" link and then a bunch of technical shit happens and my voice comes out of your speakers! Sweet mother of God! Posted by Chris at 08:44 PM >> Commentations (5)
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