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October 19, 2005 >> Turtles turtles rah rahra!

Tiny Turtle!I just thoght you guys might like to see these cute little guys!!! They are mikes turtles and he bought them at e mart and they are sooo tiny and small and they run across his floor like theyre chasing satan into a dranepipe!! i droped one from GREAT HIEGHTS accidently and he went into shis shell and SURVIVED TEH IMPACT like a hero! Itr was almost like you kno that episode of dragonballz where goku is turbo p;owered up and his energy sheild is like a shell of ULTIMAATE POWER and nothing caan touch him! not evan vegata's combo power special, you know the one where he fires all that litening and fire and stuff and the world truns into an egg and cracks and blows up. but i dont watch dragonball anymore its for fags TOTAL FAGOLAS.

who here remembers ninja turntles -teenage muteant- bc I sure do!!! theze turtles are totally the same they are gonna put on color headbands and fight with bo staffs and sais and numchunks. my favcorite was always donatello bc he was SMART. raphael was badass but a l4m3r and michalangelo was a n00b p0s3r and leonard was a fagot times TEN. thats ten X the fagotry! he should just have used a gun he was no TRUE ninja master.

mikes turtles are not fags they are called songsom or something like that the girl is song because she is a girl and teh boy is som just because. together they mean MALAYSIAN WINE TAHT WILL GET YOU FUCKED> and turtles get u fuckd too so i totally know what mike is talking abougt. one of them fell off the bed and tripped me out HC !! Hc is hardkore btw

aneways i am posting one more picture of the turtle because he is eatting a PRAWN and prawn is korean for TINY TINY SHRIMPY. here we gooooo

[a herf="prawn!!!!!!

no wait

{a href=".../graphics/backdoorbeauties.jpg" fuck this thing is busted wait a sec

TURTLZ WTF

wtf!

Turtle Madness

thare we go!!!! turle power!!


Posted by Chris at 10:45 AM >> Commentations (13)

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