<< Consorting with Devils | Main | Additional Documentation >> June 17, 2006 >> Stern Warnings in Rafting
Rafting is for external use only. Rafting should not be consumed with alcohol or goat's milk. All rafting experiences should be undertaken with the express knowledge that an inherent 35% chance of death has been determined by the Surgeon General. Paddles are not toys. Possible side effects include: falling in river water, drinking copious amounts of river water, crying, sunburns. Do not splash or taunt Korean-manned rafts. They will be rafting as part of a corporate retreat and attempt to build teamwork and camaraderie by rowing you down and attacking with coordinated broadside splashing. Your raft may become severely waterlogged. When purchasing clothing in Dongdaemun always remember that Koreans are, on average, a rather small people and a Large should be perceived as a Large, but in children's size. If further elaboration about an average day at Herald School is required, please visit Mike Teacher's page for an extensive treatise on the subject. When exhausted, pass out. Posted by Chris at 11:38 AM >> Commentations (0)
|
 |
 |
 |
 |
"Any fool can make history, but it takes a genius to write it."
January 2008
November 2007 October 2007 September 2007 August 2007 July 2007 June 2007 May 2007 April 2007 March 2007 February 2007 January 2007 December 2006 November 2006 October 2006 September 2006 August 2006 July 2006 June 2006 May 2006 April 2006 March 2006 February 2006 January 2006 December 2005 November 2005 October 2005 September 2005 August 2005 July 2005 June 2005 May 2005 April 2005 March 2005 February 2005 January 2005 December 2004 November 2004 October 2004 |
