<< In Japan, student teach you! | Main | Carnivore >> April 30, 2005 >> Stabbb So APPARENTLY a convenience store clerk was stabbed multiple times by a long knife wielded by what appeared to be two fifteen-year-old girls in Kitchener sometime Thursday night. If you read my cigarette story from yesterday, I'm sure you'll figure out why this news is both disturbing and coincidental. Evidently the clerk was not "too cute to stab." I cannot tell you how many times in a day I think to myself: "Hot damn, I'm sooooo glad I don't run a convenience store! Like, gag me with a spoon!" All of my internal dialogues run in a valley girl dialect for some reason, except for when I think about sex. Then I ponder in thick syrupy Scottish. Posted by Chris at 02:03 PM >> Commentations (2)
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