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January 24, 2005 >> Searching for nothing & finding it

A vast majority of the readers of this page are friends/enemies/invisible stalkers (JEN MITCHELL!) who want to see pretty pictures of themselves online. This is all fine and dandy, but every once in a while someone randomly wanders in from the cyberinterwebnet. Now, the cyberinterwebnet is a big huge place and I'm barely on the radar. Simple, mundane search terms like "idiocy" or "Shetland ponies" just aren't gonna get people to clickityclick on this site. Nope. To get here, you have to be looking for something pretty fucked up.

Some examples of search keyphrases that brought people to clemensonline.com: (these are all for real!)

infatiguable turret
gimp tie-dye
amkpa awam
porn rap integral
tim bowers montana
a few irish and austrailian jokes
language as culture is the collective memory bank of a people's experience in history
nicotine in sheesha
stupid squirrels
clemens brothers real estate
breastfeeding scenes in the cinema
wilfrid laurier university sucks
kill ann coulter
i don't deal with like you materialists
toque pronunciation
reindeer having sex

What the hell.


Posted by Chris at 01:14 PM >> Commentations (7)

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