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January 15, 2005 >> Pirates aren't very funny

Avast! A new gallery be afoot, although it's so fucking gigantically huge that it might as well be called a galley! Hah hah hah. A little pirate humour for ya there. I'm Johnny Depp!

(For those of you who didn't get it, a galley is a big boat.)

Ugh. Okay here it is: Gratuity Twennythree, covering such fabu events as: Czech Republic Jen's Birthday, Bryn Boyce Goes To France In a Raft and The Vast Sodomy of Phil's (my birthday).

Also my latest Cord column is up! Yay! But it's serious and not very funny at all. Boo. But consequentially it makes an actual point. Yay!


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