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March 24, 2005 >> Oppressed consumer!

So today I learnt that Futureshop's much vaunted extended warranty is a huge piece of shit. See, apparently it doesn't cover "physical damage", as in they won't be able to repair the flimsy lid that fell off my Panasonic discmanny. I'm a little taken aback at this point, unsure as to whether I should be pissed off at Futureshop for being so covertly stingy, or pissed off at Panasonic for skimping on materials and/or not training their child workers to properly affix lids. Maybe I should be pissed off at myself for selecting such a problematic motherfucker as my primary musical fix.

Anyways, like most other bloggers, I have decided to use the internet as a vehicle for taking my personal problems into the public sphere. Boycott Futureshop, you impressionable souls! See what they've done to me? They'll get you too! Never buy another Panasonic product again... unless they happen to send me some free shit to shut me up, in which case they are a mad cool corporate entity once more. Unite, my brothers and sisters! Throw down this oppressive system of commoditization! And so forth.


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