<< Happy Homicidal Mix CD Day! | Main | Leading by example >> January 06, 2005 >> Mood: Fat and Sassy! I have a smug little smile on my face right now, a smirk so irritating that if you happened to see it you'd want to hit me in the face with a shovel for sure. If there was a mirror in my room, I'd probably be so disgusted that my only recourse would be to knock out my teeth with this fat Airworks space heater. I'm that smug. Luckily, I'm also hideous - like Jaromir Jagr hideous!
However, I'm not modest. You see, my twisted joy hinges entirely on the fact that I'm better than everyone else on the internet. Well, everyone on LiveJournal at least. I recently stumbled across this very interesting site which has the sole purpose of vigorously snatching the most recent 20 images posted to people's LiveJournals. It might be stealing, I dunno. If you aren't an internet geek and have no idea what a LiveJournal is, it's basically just like... well, this... except that they are 95% written by 13 year old emo girls in the following format: OMG so 2day me and kazzy (she changed her nam again LOLOL!) was at da mall and oh shit! lil jonno was chillin by Hot Topik and he looked at me and was all like "Damn girl, you are flavurred just like a bbq chicken wing!" and it was rad. I <3 you jon!!!! anywayz so i told kazzy to fucking take the bus home and went with jon and he gave me this peach snappzz at his pad (which was rad) and then we did some things which are not for you to know lol! And then I walked homme and I was all like ow ow ow and walking all funny crazzy like because my ass hurt from getting fucked! And then I watched American Idol and omg I cant even believe that simon...kelly ur my girl!!!!!! 4 life!!!!!!! peace out yall. ps who no's a good site for finding out if u can get pregnant from the backdoor??? Okay yeah, so I got a little carried away there but a vast majority of LiveJournal users post stuff EXACTLY LIKE THAT (often minus the sodomy, but not always). And after a couple days of randomly clicking on pictures and checking shit out, I can't help but come to the conclusion that I am far better than the general internet populace. I mean, seriously, me and Chad have been creepy voyeurs for two days now and have yet to find anything worthwhile. Neo-Nazis, crybaby punk posers, lame-o 30-somethings looking for a date: these are all online in abundance, but an original idea? An amusing anecdote? Nope. A picture of a hippo trying to bang a turtle? Unsurprisingly, yes. So, while it's vindicating to find out that anything I write, even one word over and over and over and over and over again, will far surpass the dank and dismal efforts of the LiveJournalers, I kinda have to feel bad for these kids. Because they're fucking stupid. The end! Posted by Chris at 06:32 PM >> Commentations (6)
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