<< Dreamscape Dogs | Main | Master Quiz... you are dark and gothic >> July 11, 2005 >> Master Quiz... I see you have returned Quizzes are interesting, mainly for the reason that they exist in blogs and LiveJournals simply so people can offer readers glimpses into their personalities without exerting any real talent or effort. They're a beautiful crutch for the uninspired; a tightly knit gourd to spill any mind into. The problem with quizzes, however, is that they tend to be boring. You see the same old questions about favorite colours and WHAT ARE YOU DOING RIGHT NOW??? and are you a virgin and who your bestest friend is, and these memes are tired, decrepit sluts. They've been passed around the cyber-block far too many times. Thusly I present for your approval the Master Quiz. Much like the Master Sword in most Legend of Zelda games, the Master Quiz is here, primarily, to fuck shit up. There are only 10 questions because nobody wants to answer 1000, and they're all hypothetical "What If's" and "Which's". They ask what you would choose, not what you have chosen in the past. Without further ado, THE MASTER QUIZ Loss. 1. Forced to choose between the three, which would you rather lose: your vision, your hearing or your four limbs? Why? 2. If you ever lost your name, where might it be found? Gain. 3. You find a blank check, fully endorsed by a high-ranking executive at Microsoft and completely redeemable, lying on the sidewalk. An obviously needy street person snatches it and runs away. What do you do? 4. Happiness is subjective and often very complex. An ultra-swishy, Robin Williams type genie offers you guaranteed True Love, Financial Success or Fame - but the catch is that when you pick one, you will never find either of the other two in your lifespan. Which, if any, type of happiness do you ask for? Sex & Love. 5. Love is like having your insides renovated by tiny gnomes with pickaxes: True or False? 6. If your sex life had to be personified by two animals locked in mortal combat, which two battling beasts would best describe your experiences? Be honest: did you just pick two random animals or do your choices actually mean something? Divinity. 7. If you were an all-powerful God required to choose a single tenet for your loyal worshippers to live by, what law would you pick? 8. Centuries later, other Gods start moving in on your territory. How do you stop them from stealing the faith of your people? HINT: Cool lightning bolts from heaven might be a start. Et Cetera. 9. Choose one: You are nothing and the world is everything, or the world is nothing and you are everything. 10. If I told you that your answers to this quiz were all lies, would you ponder the meaning of truth? Or would you just go make French toast while thinking about what an asshole I am? >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Dan - you tagged me with that music quiz, you sadistic bastard! Now it's my turn. Carly - dooooooo it. Laura - just because I know you hate quizzes, but also partially because you said I was fucked. Sweet revenge! Dave Alexander - I think your answers would intrigue me mightily. Blair - because you have a new blog that needs to be pimped. Sra - cuz you know you wanna. I would be gleefully amused if other people took up the torch and answered the questions too, but if I called everybody out, all in a row, then I would just be an obnoxious cocksucker and this post would be way huge. Sally on, fair folk. Sally onwards. Posted by Chris at 03:49 PM >> Commentations (6)
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