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Key points of 93 kegger:

-Soccer game, in which the winning goal is hoofed from half-field by Jen and we all watch, exhausted, as it bounces over the Nalgene goalpost for the score.
-Dan's brand-new hackeysack twirly-trick.
-Jack and Hoodie's 50/50 draw, which was occasionally a 100% draw with promises of water balloon attacks. Cash could be donated to the charity of the winner's choice, with the notable exception of AIDS research. No AIDS research.
-A masterful plan to bring fire, Prometheus-style, to the party. After a scouting run, we unbolted a metal trash can from WCI and me and Dan rolled/carried/kicked it down Columbia because it wouldn't fit in Gavin's trunk. We then filled it with a blaze fueled by old drawers and broken up furniture for the rest of the night. Jen and Jack documented the whole thing so we can one day go to jail for our crimes.
-Colin James Campbell's magnificent arrival and subsequent pass-out on the picnic bench.
-Alysia's obsession with Walter the Extinguisher, who was eventually pin-popped and used to douse flaming rubble and then the entire fire-can when the cops arrived out front.
-Me and Tim chokeslamming Cakes through a wooden door. He survived with minor scratches even though we were pretty sure, at the time, that he was dead upon impact.
-An obsession with watching the silhouettes in the bathroom window. It became a twisted voyeuristic game: who's that peeing? When someone started puking it become the ultimate spectator sport, complete with cheers and jeers.
-A keg blockade while we waited for #2 to stop foaming. It never did.
-DeRose and Nik the Greek's sociological survey: which is gayer? Two men in a bubblebath or two men in tighty-whiteys pillowfighting, with feathers flying everywhere in the pinkest bedroom you can possibly imagine? Furious debate and drunken logic broke out for at least half an hour around the fire.
-A near-limitless supply of cheeseburgers, often hand-delivered in styrofoam containers. "Combo number 2? Who ordered a number 2?"

And much, much more, although clearly I can't remember everything. It was brilliance though!

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