<< Crackers in Korea | Main | Turtles turtles rah rahra! >> October 18, 2005 >> It's a weak week for grammar In honour of the exceptionally poor sentence structure vomited onto paper by my afternoon students yesterday, I will be writing any and all further posts this week in the style of a teenage LiveJournal. Starting... now. dear diary omfg lol! sometimes i forget when i write in my diary and when I write on my livejournal. but rite now i'm writing livejournal so all you bitches who want to read my secrests can just FUCK OFF :P :P :P anywayz, 2day was totaly fucked. these fagot kids were running around and screaming after lunch and i just couldn'[t take it any more! i made them drink lemon juice and salt water and venegar and spell all those words out in thier little books. they can't even spell right lolol! stupid AZns. but theyll learn. but then they were being soooooo sweet and hugged my legs and i dragged them all down the hallway lik a monster on crack! halloween is going to be amazing! duz anybody know where i can get some crack in korea?? this weekend i saw so many white guys with korean bitches and omg these guys were FUGLY. like they couldn't ever get any sexxx back home but here there the biggest pimps ever! they were pussies and wuldnt make it for even a second back on the streetz. like in cambridge and shit i dont understand how they got these girlz but one of them looked at me and he wuz like so GUILTY and I knew that he knew. that it was fucked. and his gf didn't know. she was azn. so i guess azn girls jus dont know what a quality man is! and its too bad bc they were HOT. i thought why cant i get a hot korean but then i was like fuk those sluts need MONEY bling bling and i dont want to buy them new ugg boots and lipstik and big pears or any of that shit. i don't play that. clemenz 316 b itches!. an this is why WESTers get bad namez in korea bc these ugly mofos are taking all the hot koriean girls and the korean guys are like WTF I DRIVE a CAR W/ A SPOILER. I WONT CHEAT ON U FOR A LONG TIME!!!! but the korean girlz are like NOPE and prefer spicy WHITE SASSAGE. even if its attached to a fat pizza face soljier with NO HAIR. nevar get pizza w sassage! one time me and kyle did and it tasted like the untastist vagina of all time. and the pizza guy was late. so fuck white guyz wit korean gfs. their just losers back home. anywayz this post is startinjg to have a THEME and we cant have that can we??? its hard work being inane lolol! so shoutz to my peeps back in W-SYDE and ill shout at cha later. laters! diary! peace word aight forsure now don stop getit getit taht's real Posted by Chris at 12:46 AM >> Commentations (8)
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