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New Cord column, Shaping Reality, is online.

[personal note]
Jack Dow, your letter both touched us and made us queasy. I am wondering who you might get to portray me in your suggested homoerotic pornography film...I suggest Keanu Reeves, perhaps, or Vin Diesel. You should get the guy who played Samwise from Lord of the Rings for Kyle though, I think. I was surprised and glad to see that the picture that you sent for Chad's pleasure contained not one, but TWO lens flares! We are planning to have you strip searched and deported from the airport as soon as you arrive back in Mother Canada.
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For everyone else, just pretend that I whined and complained about all the essays I have to write and how the play is coming slowly and how I have seven STDs that are in constant warring conflict with each other inside my boxers. The crabs have developed cold fission technology and I think that they are in the process of developing a railgun to annihilate their arch-enemy, The Clap. I'll keep you all posted.

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