<< Re-enactment | Main | Hush little piggy >> December 23, 2006 >> Hoods 4 Armageddon Just the other day, Uncle and Aunt mentioned how Manchester (and Britain in general, I surmised) was being overrun by thuggish types with hoodies... you know, hoodies, hooded sweatshirts. Apparently you aren't allowed to wear hoods in stores there now, because security cameras were having trouble identifying shoplifters. Because they were wearing hoods. My aunt told me with great seriousness that people in hoodies might rob you, as well. They will fucking rob you. So this is clearly amazing news because lots of North Americans are wearing hoods without mugging each other, at places like the Vans Warped Tour and while snowboarding and in pretty much every university residence. Does this mean that the English have discovered a new weapon in the common hood that's lain dormant in Canada for decades? Have we been shielding ourselves from the harsher elements with nothing less than pure anarchy?? Please refer to this Lady Sovereign music video for on-site evidence: Lady Sovereign, by the way, is a good example of how chav is better than emo. Lyrical midget. Posted by Chris at 02:54 AM >> Commentations (0)
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