<< This Train is Now Out of Service | Main | You could listen for weeks and weeks >> July 16, 2007 >> Empty head, crusted red and blindingly pimped I have been reading snippets about this skull everywhere. Damian Hirst, crazyman artist extraordinaire, has taken a human skull and put lots of diamonds all over it! There is also a giant diamond smack in the middle of the forehead, perhaps representing the third eye of Krishna or perhaps representing a shitload of money stolen from African mines. Another curious feature of this skull is a noticeable lack of diamonds on the teeth, which I take as a blatant act of diss-respect toward the hip hop community. Where's the chilled grill, son?? Conclusion? This is the most jiggity-racist skull that I ever did see. If I owned it I would force it into repentance by taking it around to notoriously ghettoized Rexdale schools, where it would play the infamous role of Yorick the Skull in a contemporized production of Hamlet. It would be at this point that I realized that skulls can't actually speak Shakespeare lines. The horrid conclusion would present itself that I was the real racist all along, not Damian Hirst's sparkling prodigy. A valuable lesson for Clemens, and free diamond grills for all of Rexdale! Posted by Chris at 10:25 PM >> Commentations (1)
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