<< Small | Main | White Day >> March 13, 2006 >> Elderly and Reasonable For Chad's birthday he kicked me in the balls. I assumed that meant he had a good time. I, on the other hand, fell down and had to hug the filthy base of an Itaewon streetlamp for comfort. Then Chad and Jen went to a dirty love motel. I took the subway home at 6 am and somehow ended up talking about Judith Thompson plays with a stranger while I tried not to throw up on her. It hurt, a lot. And this is why we are all getting old, especially Geriatric Chad. Too bad he still has a dynamite right foot. He's a whore, basically, and once he gets Alzheimers I'm going to dress up like his grandmother and beat him with a hickory cane every morning before porridge. Posted by Chris at 05:45 AM >> Commentations (2)
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