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July 18, 2005 >> Dear CityTV, IMPORTANT ISSUES!

More about how I turned out to be Not Crazy later! In the meantime, I wrote CityTV these thoughtful emails:



Dear CityTV,

I don't understand your censorship of Dazed & Confused. I mean, sure, slap it with an 18A rating for drugs and sex - that's all fine - but what with the painful audio chopping of the word "pussy"? Completely ignoring the fact that other, 'more offensive' profanities remain unscathed, blanking out "pussy" renders at least 2 jokes incomprehensible and leaves the end of the movie looking preeeeetty retarded (and that's saying a lot for a stoner flick).

"I love weed, but I love pussy more."

VS

"I love weed, but---" *uncomfortable silence. ending credits.*

This is a stupid email but your crazy censorship scheme is equally, if not more, stupid - just because you forced me to write and tell you about it. Plus I would have to add that the general consensus is that pussy is a pretty sweet word, and not something to be ashamed of. Pussy pussy pussy.

Other than that, thanks for helping me waste my time at 2:41 am.

love,
Chris Clemens


Oh yes. I actually sent them this. And 3 minutes later:



Dear CityTV,

I am clearly SO ENRAGED by your communist censorship manifesto that I mistakenly complained about Dazed & Confused, NOT Half Baked as was rightly due. However, Dazed & Confused is also an excellent movie for big potheads. You can't blame me for mixing them up. Seriously.

love again,
Chris

PS Thank you so much for the Out Of Office auto-reply! It really made me feel acknowledged and let me know that you value my opinion as a viewer. A thoughtful gesture indeed!

Our combined retardedness makes me giggle like a filthy Thai man-whore. A STUPID man-whore, with a Thai submarine that has screen doors to keep the bugs out.


Posted by Chris at 02:44 AM >> Commentations (4)

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