<< Fiction Afterwards | Main | Bank on China >> November 12, 2006 >> Borat Fallout The whole world is abuzz with news of Borat's unabashed cinematic success. Usually I would tell the whole world to fuck off, but the robot spammers who pepper my comments with cam-slut advertising have taken to using Borat press releases to trick me into approving their shit, so maybe a Borat post is in order. Review: The film is funny. Yep. Americans look, for the most part, like idiots, which is something everyone can appreciate (U.S. citizens excepted). Perhaps the film is too funny. Aftermath: We are on the cusp of a hideous Napolean Dynamite-esque phenomenon where we will hear poor impersonations of key catch phrases by drunken frat boys on every street, at every social juncture. It will be hateful. Everyone will soon fervently wish that the movie hadn't got so damned popular. On the plus side, Rick James and Lil Jon will finally be allowed to retire from public humiliation, never again to be mined and raped of their personalities by those with nothing real to say. Borat will weep over their graves: "I a-like you! Why you dead, Africa robots? I's sad." More Vindicating Aftermath: Those RV frat guys who rant and rave to Borat about how minorities are taking over and how women need to be taught to love cock (or something like that) are fucked. Apparently the movie's producers got these fine young men hammered before they signed release forms and were paid a whopping $200 for their redonkulously ignorant 'performance'. Now they are suing, having lost their daddy-crafted corporate jobs and internships in the ensuing debacle over them being, you know, racist and mysogenist retards and documented alcoholics. Yes Borat, it's all your fault that we've been tricked and exposed as theta subhumans! Perhaps the best part of this whole thing is the evidence that these dudes actually were dudes, not just actors reciting some farfetched script playing up fraternity stereotypes. A startling and somewhat fearsome revelation, especially considering they would've been firmly ensconced in the business world had Sacha Baron Cohen not stepped in to shank their ambitions. As far as I'm concerned, he should be awarded some kind of Wall Street honorarium for sparing the world from these plantation donkeys. Kazakhstan save America now? Posted by Chris at 04:10 PM >> Commentations (0)
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