<< What if the Cyborg was really-real? | Main | How am I not myself? >> February 08, 2007 >> Are you a violent white male? Gender: We live in a patriarchy. I am a male. Sexual orientation: We live in a heterosexual society. I am not gay. Race: We live in a White-normalized world. I am white. Colonialism: We live in the ashes of European empire. I am English. Class: We live in a hierarchy of economic class. I am upper-middle class, a standard subject of consumption. This, my friends, is guilt that one is born with. I suppose I could start fucking men to marginalize myself in response, but they're ugly. And hairy. Gross. Or I could make myself poor through a series of unsuccessful bets on hockey games, but I tend to win things when I don't want to win. Seriously. If I genuinely didn't want to win the lottery, but I played anyway because an international terrorist was threatening to shoot Chad in the face, I would probably win. And then Chad would be shot in the face. I am a violent white male AND I WILL FUCKING KILL YOU ALL!!1!!1! Posted by Chris at 10:27 AM >> Commentations (4)
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