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Ahhh... roughing it in the great outdoors. It's tough work standing in line for your catered meal!

Actually eating a breakfast that consists of kimchi and rice is the real ordeal.

Our award-winning team poster! Notice that 'grey' is not 'gray'... man I got a lot of shit from the kids about that. BLASTED AMERICAN MONOPOLIZATION OF THE LANUAGE!

In Korea, you can't spell 'photography' without 'peace'!

These kids look sad because I absolutely dominated them in goal. I also told them that the Korean national soccer team were after-hours whiskey call girls.

HOLY SHIT I HAVE TO TEACH SCIENCE IN THREE MINUTES AND ALL I HAVE ARE THESE LOUSY PACKAGES OF TINY UNINFLATABLE BALLOONS AND I HAVEN'T READ THE POORLY-TRANSLATED MANUAL OMIGOD OMIGOD OMIGOD!

Actually it was pretty simple, I just taught them about pressure and how their tiny lungs didn't have enough of it to blow up the balloons. This backfired when they wanted me to inflate them and I couldn't do it either... nor could the bathroom water tap... I am convinced that these balloons would've only inflated if they were filled with dark matter or a tiny piece of God. The solution in these instances of failure is to say, "Okay, put them in your backpack... Mommy will help you!" and then laugh to yourself because Mommy works too much and she'll probably throw the balloons in the trash when she gets home and the kids are asleep. When they wake up the next day, the sad memories of science class will be replaced by some new horror, probably a hornet flying in the bus window or a scary picture of a cat, and Chris Teacher retains his job against all odds once again!

[Korea] [Herald School Camp] [poorly teaching science]

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