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February 19, 2007 >> A fistful of lessons

Bart and Lisa: Inno-sense Lost

Probably the world's best anti-anti-drug statement, this is what happens when the wee hours of the morning find us without any weed: Incestuous puppets demand their own hard-porn photoshoot!

Good thing nobody watches the Simpsons... anymore. The moral of the story is that you should give us drugs or we'll fuck with your childhood.

Faces of shame and pepperoni

And this is what happens when you gamble and lose: you get to restack a sizable collection of pizza boxes into a pleasing installation piece. The moral here is that you should never move all in on a pair of Queens, kids! Clemens will get you with the straight every time, and then you will probably get your own art gallery showcase.


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