<< K1 World GP: Choi Man Invincible Face | Main | Splash the internet and we all ripple >> June 06, 2006 >> 666 & Jenny Antichrist Wow, it's 666... but for me it's not, because it's currently 766 or 676 or however those numbers are supposed to be arranged. The point is that nobody gives a damn about two sixes but when that third 6 creeps in, darkness erupts from the earth and Satan flies in on a hoverboard playing air guitar. It's lucky my webpage is still configured for 666 Toronto time or I wouldn't have been able to participate in this very special chapter of Revelations. 666 was also the esteemable Jen's birthday, and the thought just struck me that one of my best friends may be the Antichrist. Wouldn't that be so chic of the devil, siring a tiny rabid pothead as an implement of the world's ultimate downfall? I'd like to say that her eyes glowed with hellfire all night, but I think they were just glazed with tequila. I checked the clock after I got home from her celebration and it was - yup - 6 am. Does four sixes mean anything special? Like maybe the fourth six means it's time for aquatic monkeys to ravage the lowlands. I have to check my Bible, it's been a while. Anyway, happy bloggy birthday wishes to Satan Jr.! Let somebody else take care of the conspiracy theory. Posted by Chris at 11:05 AM >> Commentations (2)
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